![]() 06/29/2018 at 13:30 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
A conversation between my dad and our neighbor
Neighbor: I totaled our sienna yesterday
Dad: How?
Neighbor: Some lady in an accord came around the corner at like 40mph
Neighbor: I hadn’t seen her coming and we crashed head on.
Me, some guy who makes bad puns: Don’t you mean “you never sienna coming?”
Neighbor: We’ve had that car for 6 years.
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![]() 06/29/2018 at 13:35 |
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but did it burn??
![]() 06/29/2018 at 13:37 |
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Smoosh.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 13:38 |
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What’s the problem? Just flatten the hood a bit and there will be no problems :p
I know
someone else on here just got a Sienna of the same vintage
, so I double-checked to make sure it wasn’
t the
same one.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 13:53 |
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If I totalled my car and somebody tried to force a pun about it the next day, I'd probably really want to punch that person. So ignoring the person was the right choice for your neighbor.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 13:59 |
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Not helping.
(but still kinda funny)
![]() 06/29/2018 at 14:09 |
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Yeah - punching a child doesn’t usually bode well for an adult.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 14:24 |
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ok a slap then.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 14:25 |
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Yeah. I apologized afterwards
![]() 06/29/2018 at 14:26 |
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That wouldnt bode well either
![]() 06/29/2018 at 14:27 |
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Yeah, no. This is also a family that owns 3 new Audi’s and BMW’s, and only uses one of them.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 14:38 |
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I never said I'd actually punch anybody, I'd just be mad if someone made a bad pun about my car getting totalled. I didn't even consider the fact that the person making the pun isn't old enough to drive.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 14:38 |
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Poor Sienna. :(
![]() 06/29/2018 at 14:39 |
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take away your internet privileges for a week then.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 14:45 |
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Now clean your room.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 14:47 |
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I kinda figured that after I posted.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 17:34 |
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That’s one very big Camry dent. Should run just fine though.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 18:23 |
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Well yeah, they crashed 2 miles away and drove back.
![]() 06/30/2018 at 08:16 |
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s/h bonnet, bumper and headlamp
good to go.